grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

cokeflow:

I’ve gained 6 followers in seven minutes and lost 3 in two minutes if train A is leaving from Portland Oregan going 120 mph and Train B is leaving 30 minutes later going 165 mph why did my father leave me